Daily Warning Widget
Yes, you too can receive fair warning when collective psychosis reaches dangerous levels!
Our Celebrity-Cluster Index offers high-tech data analysis to ensure you remain current
with the dangerous buildup of psychic toxins in the environment.
KEEP SAFE, KEEP INFORMED, ENCODE!
While top scientists disagree which of our celebrity exposures offers the most reliable
indicator of mass insanity, the choice is at your very fingertips. Simply embed the Widget
on your website, select Britney, Gaga or Justin, and get immediate access to the DAILY WARNING
with its mathematical index detailing daily levels of danger.
Just copy and paste the adjacent code - you'll rest easier knowing you're informed!